AI superintendent • zero mercy
Upload.
Pay.
Get roasted.
Send in a jobsite photo. Pick the pain level. Get a savage, shareable field report your crew will not stop talking about.
Entertainment only — this is not a real safety, quality-control, compliance, or code inspection.
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[ Jobsite photo • your crew’s evidence ]
Superintendent's verdict
“Whoever said this area was ready for inspection owes everybody breakfast.”
The jobsite process
Three steps.
One brutal report.
- 01
Upload the evidence
Choose jobsite photos you own or have permission to use — one for a Basic Roast, up to 5 for The Trailer Meeting, or up to 10 for The No-Mercy Field Report.
- 02
Set the roast level
Go friendly, go foreman, or let the superintendent loose.
- 03
Send the field report
Receive a comedic scorecard made for the group chat.
Choose your roast level
Light work. Nobody gets written up.
Firm notes from the trailer.
Zero mercy. Full paper trail.
Pick your damage
Go easy.
Or go nuclear.
Every report is written fresh from the visible details in your photo. No copy-paste verdicts. No mercy from the AI superintendent.
Priced like a jobsite bet
Pick the damage.
One-time purchase. Digital field report. Instant crew-chat ammunition.
Think your foreman can handle it?
Send the photo.
Start the argument.
Get a report that belongs in the group chat — not in an actual safety meeting.
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